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Monday, March 15, 2010

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 cups of coffee

When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class
And had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced  two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.  The students laughed.


'Now,' said the professor,   as the laughter subsided,

'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things - family, children, health, Friends and Favorite passions. Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house and car.

The sand is everything else --The small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,'  He continued, 'there is no room for  the pebbles or the golf balls.The same goes for life..
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

So...

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Play With your children.Take time to get medical checkups.

Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

'Take care of the golf balls first --
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled... 'I'm glad you asked'.

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life  may seem,
there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with  a friend!!

Please share this with other "Golf Balls"
I just did......

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply................

Prof .of Economics


Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.




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Prof. Of Accountancy



Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.





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Prof. Of Algebra



Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.





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Prof. Of Geometry



Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.





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Prof. Of Physics



Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.





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Prof. Of Chemistry



Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.





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Prof. Of Zoology



Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.





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Prof. Of Physiology



Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.





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Prof. Of Dentistry



Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.





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Prof. Of Philosophy



Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.





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Prof. Of English



Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.





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Prof. Of Architecture



Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects





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Prof. Of Comp.Science



What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable





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