Mera Bharat Mahaan!! Application Form For ‘Lok Sabha Election’

Mera Bharat Mahaan!!

In the hustle and bustle of another 'futile' round of elections, I came across an amusing bit wihch is somewhat relevant in our polity of today.

Cheers



APPLICATION FORM FOR LOK SABHA ELECTION -PLEASE CIRCULATE.



ELECTION-PLEASE CIRCULATE.
Application Form For ‘Lok Sabha Election’




1. Name of Candidate: ____________ _________

2. Present Address:
Name of Jail: ____________ _________
Cell Number: ____________ _________

3. Political Party: ____________ _________ *List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological Order

4. Sex: [ ]
A- Male
B- Female
C- Mayawati
D- Mamta Banerjee



5. Nationality: [ ]
A- Italian
B- Indian

6.. Reasons for leaving last party
A- Defected
B- Expelled
C- Bought out
D- None of above
E- All of above

7. Reasons for contesting elections
A- To make money
B- To escape court trial
C- To grossly misuse power
D- To serve the public
E- I have no clue


8. How many years of public service experience do you
possess?
A- 1-2 yrs
B- 2-6yrs
C- 6-15yrs
D- 15+yrs

9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you

10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]

A- 1-2 years
B- 2-6 years
C- 6-15 years
D- 15+years

11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A- Why not
B- Of Course
C- Definitely
D- I deny it all
E- I see a foreign hand.

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A- 100-500 Crores
B- 500-1000 Crores
C- Overflow...


13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in
mind? []
A- No
B- No
C- No
D- No

14.Describe your achievements in space provided:
[_________]



Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India, India.